AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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