We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I love black thongs
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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