This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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