Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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