i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
