it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
