I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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