grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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