Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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