I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
