fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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