your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
