I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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