laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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