Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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