i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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