Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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