we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
