Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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