When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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