Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Randomize
