If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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