your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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