It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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