He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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