i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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