someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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