Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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