you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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