grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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