Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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