Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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