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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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