she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
A bitchslap is in order.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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