i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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