You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
