If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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