i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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