it was like his penis was on wheels.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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