I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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