She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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