We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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