I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i came on her dog
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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