What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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