I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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