As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he puts the penis in happiness.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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