Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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