this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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