Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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