fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You were trust falling into bushes
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