I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
