dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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