don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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