But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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