You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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