Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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