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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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