accomplished twins. life is a go
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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